Face #5: Nyyyaahhh

I'm not sure why anybody likes me.

I am so weird.....

YAY!

I'm working on my poem writing!
I call this one:
The Pietanic was hit by an Iceberg Lettuce.
Twinkle Twinkle I am Bored
How I wonder how to rhyme.

Am I getting any better?

My best description of this face would be

SEND ME TO AN INSANE ASYLUM

Guest Face: Kenna Vercillo

This is Kenna. She says she can make ugly faces, but if this is the ugliest she can do....

Eh.
I put it on anyway because I think she's pretty cool.

She has A LOT of money, and so she always has all the cutest clothes.

I hate her.

Just kidding.

But seriously.
I wrote a song about Kenna!!!
It's called KenKen the Super Sternum

KenKen is super
Superer than you.
She also has a sternum.
Sternumer than you.

I told you I can't right poems.

Prom! No Ugly Faces! (I think...)

PROMPROMPROM.
I went.
and didn't make as many gross faces as normal!!!!
:)
here are some pictures of my awesome group and awesome date!

this is my date Taylor and I.
I would be jealous of us.

My amazing group!
The Asian is one of my best friends, Madi Nagao. I love her and all her asianness.
Her date is Jake West. They are smokin', no?
Tony, the guy to my right, is in my math class.


I think.
And his date is Madi's cousin, Julianna.
She's in college.
In St. George.
Don't worry, I'm jealous too.
 In case your wondering, yes, they are blood related, even though Julianna isn't Asian.
 It confused Taylor.

My dress was HUGE. I loved it.

It was a good night. Great date. Great food.

And still all my awkwardness.

I pity any who cross my path.

Face #4: Sneeze-er-ew

These are not getting any better, are they?

I feel that these face captures the essence of all unhappiness.

This face was discovered when a friend and I were taking a picture, and I had to sneeze.

THEN it 'TWAS BORN!!!!!!!!

I honestly hope no one has actually seen this face. I DO hope I will eventually get a boyfriend. maybe. someday.

ah, screw it, I'm gonna be a cat lady.

P.S.
I went to prom!!!!! and none of my pictures were ugly!!!

YAY!!!

Face #3: Oh Dear....

There aren't many words to describe this face.
It's just.....

*shudder*

I try really hard not to make this face.

I discovered it in an ugly face contest I was competing in with a friend. (I obviously won)

It even makes ME feel uncomfortable. and that's REALLY hard to do. I'm like, the Chuck Norris* of feeling comfortable.

It's a mixture of a chipmunk, chin-face, snake-tongue, and a person having a seizure.

If I had to tell someone what makes this face pretty to save my life, I would have to say it would be the *DROPS DEAD*

*I'm sorry Chuck Norris. No one compares to you. I didn't mean it.

please don't hurt me....

Guest Face: Kaitlin Archibald

Kaitlin Archibald.

Friend.
Fellow Weirdo.
Awesome Person.

K ickin Personality
A wesome Singing Voice
I  nteresting Face
T otally Rad
L istens to Good Music*
I mpossibly Cool
N ever Rude**

Kaitlin and I have a lot in common.
Face contortion is a talent we both share.

But we also both love to sing.

Here is a picture of Kaitlin and I. It describes us pretty perfectly.

Although the above face is contorted and, I must say, AWESOME, she is actually super pretty..... so......

jealousy.

An anagram for Kaitlin Is Awesome is Toenail Same Kiwi.

So, that pretty much says it all.

*I actually have no idea. I just assumed.
**SO NOT TRUE.

Face #2: I'm Upset (and Really Creepy)

Ah. Beautiful, amiright?

Although this face is one of my more uncommon ones, it is still just as ugly as the rest of them.

See how my chin crinkles in places that remind you of all the terrible feeling you have ever felt!!!
I may give you this face to make you feel so repulsed you'll do whatever I ask.

It may sound crazy, but people don't really like this face, and when I need something done, I need something done.

Note: The extreme amounts of makeup on my face are not because I am a prostitute but because I was in a musical at my high school. Yes. MUSICAL. Conformation that I am indeed, a freak.

Stay tuned for the Guest Face of the Week!!!

Face #1 (The Chin(s))

Attractive. I know.
If I give you this face, I am most likely excited.
Here is a haiku for this face.

The face with the chins
might give you quite a startle
I can't write poems

This is one of my more common faces. I pull it on anyone and everyone. I like to give a message of
PREPARE TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
i may give it to you for just a moment, but, if you're lucky, I can last up to several minutes of uninterrupted eye contact goodness.

The Beginning of Something Awful.

Hello!!! Welcome to this blog. If you are looking for an attractive person, leave. If you are looking for something profound or heart wrenching, leave. This is for all those who want to waste time!!!!!

Because those are my favorite people.

Anyways, I would like all of you to know I am a woman of many (disturbing) faces. So I will display them for you here! And, every week, we will have a GUEST FACE!!!!!!!

So all you potential forever single people, send me your face, because it may be ugly enough to put on the internet!!!!

YAY!!!!!!