Face #10: College Shalln't Phase ME

Hello! I'm back, and I'm back in poor fashion sense. I am now a Theater Arts major at Southern Utah University, so I'm going places fast.

BREAKING NEWS:

College is not all it's hyped up to be. I haven't been to any parties, which make NO sense, because I'm obviously popular in every sense of the world.

But I will not let it break me. I am unbreakable. I am unsinkable. I am the Titantic!!!!!!!!!

wait...

Anyways, to show my disdain yet determination for "college", I've procured THIS face.

The overgrown bangs.

The uncontrollable acne.

The double chin.

Really makes you think about the bigger things in life.

Check out my personal blog at thatwierdchoirchick.blogspot.com

Face #9: Graduate from Acting Like A Child? Nope.

Let's be real. I am werking this picture.

Graduation is a time of happiness. You're maturing, you're moving forward with your life, and you are most definitely

not acting stupid on stage.

Oops.

When Brittany(the girl on the right) posted this on facebook, I was inspired. 

So, I made this edited photo that describes my high school exprience perfectly.

Beauty.

Mystique.

Forever Alone.

Check out my personal blog at thatwierdchoirchick.blogspot.com

Face #8: WHER DEM BOIS AT

Once upon a time there lived a girl who was born with a completely normal face, but decided to do anything but normal things with it.

If you didn't catch on, the girl is me. This nostriled, lipsticked, grimace is the essence of what it would be like to be possessed by the devil and then given laughing gas.

If you would like to book me for a modeling shoot, please call my agent I do not take business calls on my personal phone.

Face #7: Toddlers and Tiaras

About one year ago, as I was casually scrolling through my AMAZING Comcast TV show selections (you're welcome, Comcast. You give me money now?), I come to TLC'S AMAZING hit TV show Toddlers and Tiaras. After only watching one episode, and proceded to watch the ENTIRE SERIES on Netflix. 

Flash forward a year. I was in a musical called "All Shook Up", and my fellow castmates and I are talking about the new TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo", a spin off of Toddlers and Tiaras and is about a redneck little girl who has taken the pagaent life by storm. We then got into a "face off" match of who can make the best Toddlers and Tiaras face. 

THIS, is mine:

OBVIOUSLY, I should have won. But apparentely somone else had more "creepy looking" eyes.

whatever.

Anyway, I feel that this proves that I am getting WAY more attractive by the hour and that boys should just want to make out with me all the time.

But I guess I am just TOO sexy and I intimidate them.

Or something.

(sobs violently) (forever alone) (cats)

Guest Face: Fatbooth!

 This is Erica! She's freaking awesome. We are also extremely similar. She also goes by Rick, Ricky, or Bacon. Just kidding .That's me.

 Speaking of me, this is me as a fat person. Yay.....

 Hey! Recognize her? This is Kenna. She has been a guest on here before. She said she didn't want a picture of her fat. But I put one on here anyway. :) Sorry KenKen!

 This is J. Also Jessica. But I call her J. She's pretty cool. She's like, INSANELY skinny. So boys, hit her up.

and Morgan.




JK Morg I heart you I wouldn't ignore your awesome fat booth picture.



So I'm thinking of starting a club called "Forever Alone Club" and Mr. Judy would be my faculty advisor (because let's be real he is NEVER going to get girlfriend let alone get married) and I would be the only member.


Also, I'm like the only one who didn't get asked to homecoming. But hey, bacon.

Face #6: Disgust Queen

How was everyone's summer? Adventurous? Warm? YOLO-like?

Not mine.

In my forever alone world, I worked, ate bad food, stayed out of the sun, did my online classes, and slept in.

As shown In the picture, my summer has been filled with attractive boys just begging to date me.

But that's because I've slept all summer and my dreams have been very nice.

School is starting up again.
So we can all die now.

Face #5: Nyyyaahhh

I'm not sure why anybody likes me.

I am so weird.....

YAY!

I'm working on my poem writing!
I call this one:
The Pietanic was hit by an Iceberg Lettuce.
Twinkle Twinkle I am Bored
How I wonder how to rhyme.

Am I getting any better?

My best description of this face would be

SEND ME TO AN INSANE ASYLUM