Face #7: Toddlers and Tiaras

About one year ago, as I was casually scrolling through my AMAZING Comcast TV show selections (you're welcome, Comcast. You give me money now?), I come to TLC'S AMAZING hit TV show Toddlers and Tiaras. After only watching one episode, and proceded to watch the ENTIRE SERIES on Netflix. 

Flash forward a year. I was in a musical called "All Shook Up", and my fellow castmates and I are talking about the new TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo", a spin off of Toddlers and Tiaras and is about a redneck little girl who has taken the pagaent life by storm. We then got into a "face off" match of who can make the best Toddlers and Tiaras face. 

THIS, is mine:

OBVIOUSLY, I should have won. But apparentely somone else had more "creepy looking" eyes.

whatever.

Anyway, I feel that this proves that I am getting WAY more attractive by the hour and that boys should just want to make out with me all the time.

But I guess I am just TOO sexy and I intimidate them.

Or something.

(sobs violently) (forever alone) (cats)